A Yo dawg I heard you like getting tickets.

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So I'm going to give you a ticket, while you're on your way to pay another ticket... because I'm a dick.


At least he didn't bother to make me pop my hood, same ol bullshit I went through last week. Then he went back to his car to make sure I wasn't a serial rapist/murderer/drug trafficker. And I figured he would come back and give me my id and stuff back and be like have a nice day. But like 5 minutes went by and I was like, the computer ain't in the back of his car. What the hell, is this guy really giving me a ticket for this shit?

I didn't know meter maids drove cop cars. 

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